Happy Passover ! - Page 2

Tonyscoots84 · 03-28-2007, 12:04 PM

mazel tov

i aint jewish but happy passover to everyone who is

Harif87 · 03-28-2007, 12:26 PM

hey, just found this thread.... happy pesach guys

Its a shame whiskey is not allowed on passover

but i guess 4 cups of red wine for the 1st 2 nights make up for it..

03-28-2007, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefmcfuz


	Happy Passover. ANd Pass over the weed for good it could land you a nite in central booking if you get the wrong cop........... Trust me

Good thing the rabbis smoke in the tempel

JHOV2324 · 03-28-2007, 01:08 PM

scumonkey · 03-28-2007, 01:21 PM

LMAO Now that's funny!

03-29-2007, 12:43 AM

A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.

He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence
in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword.

However, when his turn comes,
he panics in the excitement of the moment
and forgets the Latin.

Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows
in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder:

"Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot."

Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers,
"Why is this knight different from all other knights?"

Happy Passover to you
and your loved ones!!!!!

fritz · 03-29-2007, 12:46 AM

That's funny. Happy passover all.

03-28-2007, 12:04 PM	#11
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03-28-2007, 12:26 PM	#12
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03-28-2007, 01:08 PM	#14
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03-29-2007, 12:43 AM	#16
DEEPWATER Guest Posts: n/a	Passover Jk A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language, which he remembers from the Passover Seder: "Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha laylot." Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, "Why is this knight different from all other knights?" Happy Passover to you and your loved ones!!!!!

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03-28-2007, 01:21 PM	#15
scumonkey Goniopora isn't VD! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: hells kitchen Posts: 995 Reefer Ratings: (21) Friends: (1)	LMAO Now that's funny!