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Old 09-18-2008, 06:36 PM   #1
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Greetings in an elevator

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again said, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

"T-G-I-F" means "Thank Goodness It's Friday." Get it, duuhhh?

The man answered, ''S-H-I-T" means...

"Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday"
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Old 09-18-2008, 09:19 PM   #2
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you posted that one before....
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Old 09-18-2008, 11:45 PM   #6
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you posted that one before....

LOL, I've posted many things. Many things not reef related too......but never this one (almost 100% positive). However, at my age, wth knows. Hook me up with the other thread and show me. I've got to see if I'm going as crazy as I think I am

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Old 09-19-2008, 12:01 PM   #7
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this is great . . . thanks for sharing
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