RO filter on the subway

[jhale]

Top Ten Excuses To Give With An RO/DI Filter In Your Bag Before The Police Search You



having to take a five stage ro filter with an in line tds meter on the subway soon what's the best thing to say before they slap the cuffs on? :p


"want me to test your tds for you?"

"anybody thirsty?"

"you know it's funny you stopped me..."

...let's hear them,

 

[nanoreefer22]

"Guys come on cant you see this is just a water filter"

"Do you know whats in NYC tap??"

"Its just a water filter silly"

 

[Sean]

it looks nothing like a bomb if you want to see what a bomb looks like check my other bag.

 

[nanoreefer22]

LMAO!!!! thats a good one.

 

[nanoreefer22]

That would probably get you shot on the spot however..

 

[bad coffee]

NOBODY MOVES OR THE COPPER GOES INTO THE TANK!

BC

 

[NYPDFrogman]

despite popular belief us cops arent too smart
we'll believe anything you tell us

 

[alrha]

"believe it or not, it is actually a counter-terrorism device - if they poison the water supply, at least my fish will survive."

"TDS? sure, it stands for Take Down Saddam (not Total Destruction Systems)"

"Relax! As long as i dont put those wires together, you'll have nothing to worry about"

 

[nanoreefer22]

LoL..NYPD...will ya really believe anything we can come up with?

 

[House of Laughter]

"Officer, I really . . . . " ONE MOMENT JUNIOR, I ASKED YOU TO BE QUIET
"But Officer let me explain . . . ." I SAID HOLD YOUR WATER

Couldn't resist

House

 

[NYPDFrogman]

LoL..NYPD...will ya really believe anything we can come up with?

sure
if you asked the general public why someone becomes a cop
top reason would be we

1. uneducated and unskilled
2. to carry a gun

it's sad

 

[nanoreefer22]

Thats just not right. It really is sad.

 

[NYPDFrogman]

Thats just not right. It really is sad.

it is
I stayed away from here for a month or so because of a post ( which now has been deleted)

public preception is terrible partly because of the media.

truthfully I dont reall y think that you were carrying an R/O D/I filter on subway
would cause alarm.
I do like some of the answers

we do understand humor ..... LOL