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Manhattan Reefs
Brooklyn, NY
Subject: The Pregnancy

A 17 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and

buys a home pregnancy test. The test is positive. Shouting, swearing,

crying, the mother says,"Who was the bastard that did this to you? I

want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably

dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the

He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and
the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed
me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,

a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account."

He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will
receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You f*ck her again..."

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