Investment issues solved

[masterswimmer]

With the financial crisis beating up all of our retirement savings, the only solid investment left is the following:

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left today.


With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left today.

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With Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac , you would have less than $5 left today.

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But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 today


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

 

[nanchil]

Good one Russ.

 

[Killerdrgn]

Or you could have invested it in drugs and been a multi millionaire by now. No matter how bad the economy is theres always a market for drugs.

 

[steveo32]

Russ your awesome LOL :splitspin

 

[reefman]

401 keg

 

[masterswimmer]

If you agree with this, maybe we should have a campaign and put 401-Keg into our signatures :biggrin:

swimmer

 

[Aquatic Life Direct]

LMAO! :lol2:

 

[TimberTDI]

wouldn't you just be getting back the $214 bottle deposit you payed a year ago?

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

:scratchch I'm a former executive?

Ok, well then, let me just say. Having worked as an executive in the can refund profession I would like to say there are people out there who pick up these stocks from anywhere you can think of, bring them to the exchange and walk away with a great investment. Sometimes you have to search a little to find certain investment locations as the exchanges only take investments that they sell but if you need to make an investment sometimes you need to do a little travel.

 

[TimberTDI]

Brendan,

My old building super gets his vacation trip paid every year from collecting the cans people put in the recycle. I'm talking about trips to Europe and Hawaii.

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

Steven trust me I know people like him, I used to help them plot their investments EVERYDAY for 7 years.

 

[Tangs Rule]

Where can I find this beer for $0.25 a can? It must taste really good.

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

:tired: People who spend 25 cents on a can of beer don't drink beer with taste in mind.

 

[Euroreefer]

^lol.

 

[TimberTDI]

It's actually $.18 a can. Remember you're only spending $786 on beer because you have to lay out $214 for the deposits.

 

[Tangs Rule]

Buy it in New Jersey, and you can get your full $1,000 in beer.