A Polish cowboy named Gene Autrowski is in the saloon getting piss drunk, so his friends decided to play a trick on him. They turned his horse around, and turned his saddle around, so he wouldn't know.
The next morning, his wife kicks him and says, "Time to get up, Autrowski. Time to get up and get on the trail."
He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed."
She says, "Get up, you lazy bum. You've been drunk for six weeks! Get up and get on that trail."
He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed. Last night was different. Some sonuvabitch cut my horse's head off. I had to lead him home with my finger in his windpipe."
:Yikes::Yikes:
The next morning, his wife kicks him and says, "Time to get up, Autrowski. Time to get up and get on the trail."
He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed."
She says, "Get up, you lazy bum. You've been drunk for six weeks! Get up and get on that trail."
He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed. Last night was different. Some sonuvabitch cut my horse's head off. I had to lead him home with my finger in his windpipe."
:Yikes::Yikes:
