Doctors office interaction

masterswimmer · 10-25-2007, 02:45 AM

This is so true! They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes Sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??"

"There's something wrong with my ear", he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!!!

fritz · 10-25-2007, 10:10 AM

hahahaha

Awibrandy · 10-25-2007, 11:02 AM

ROGLMAO

Gotta love our Seniors!

Johan · 10-25-2007, 12:21 PM

hippo(a) non complient..

cnotes999 · 10-25-2007, 12:31 PM

awww man that was too funny!

reefman · 10-25-2007, 04:26 PM

good 1

frank arriaga · 10-25-2007, 06:37 PM

hahahaha

crox99 · 10-25-2007, 09:31 PM

I should stop making fun of my granpa

10-25-2007, 02:45 AM	#1
masterswimmer www.saltwatercritters.com Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Orange County Posts: 9,182 Reefer Ratings: (86) Friends: (16)	Doctors office interaction This is so true! They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, "Yes Sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The Receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes??" "There's something wrong with my ear", he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??" "I can't piss out of it," he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!!! __________________ House of Fish (845) 610-3114 www.saltwatercritters.com Serving all your saltwater critter and reef needs

10-25-2007, 12:21 PM	#4
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10-25-2007, 12:31 PM	#5
cnotes999 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Long Island Posts: 131 Reefer Ratings: (1) Friends: (0)	awww man that was too funny!

10-25-2007, 06:37 PM	#7
frank arriaga Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: chester N.Y Posts: 337 Reefer Ratings: (7) Friends: (3)	hahahaha