Ha!

Josh · 06-26-2008, 12:04 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/news...ed_sea_anemone

nick96ss · 06-26-2008, 12:09 PM

i love this part
"Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the Telia felina reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting," Chester said. "This anti-Christian anemone, which has the audacity to think that a child can grow up properly without the benefit of two loving parents, is truly the Murphy Brown of the deep."
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**jhale** · 06-26-2008, 01:07 PM

people do know the onion is a satirical paper (just checking)

I wonder what they would think of the sex changing clownfish

masterswimmer · 06-26-2008, 01:57 PM

That could very well be one of the funniest articles/preachings I've ever heard. I'm thinking a nice HOF donation to their 'collection plate' might be in order.

Jon, the clownfish is ok. They don't say they have problems with transgendered creatures, just bisexual anemones

swimmer

LeslieS · 06-26-2008, 10:03 PM

Quote:


	young anemone child forced to grow up wondering why Mommy and Daddy live in the same body.

This part cracks me up :-)

06-26-2008, 12:04 PM	#1
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06-26-2008, 12:09 PM	#2
nick96ss RAT ROD LIFE Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: city island Posts: 335 Reefer Ratings: (6) Friends: (2)	i love this part "Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the Telia felina reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting," Chester said. "This anti-Christian anemone, which has the audacity to think that a child can grow up properly without the benefit of two loving parents, is truly the Murphy Brown of the deep." ................ __________________ 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under god, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan ------- 'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.' Ronald Reagan Last edited by nick96ss; 06-26-2008 at 01:44 PM.

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06-26-2008, 01:07 PM	#3
jhale paper bags are fun! Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: G.V NYC Posts: 15,309 Reefer Ratings: (43) Friends: (33)	people do know the onion is a satirical paper (just checking) I wonder what they would think of the sex changing clownfish