Polish Cowboys

Sumbub · 09-19-2008, 12:04 AM

A Polish cowboy named Gene Autrowski is in the saloon getting piss drunk, so his friends decided to play a trick on him. They turned his horse around, and turned his saddle around, so he wouldn't know.

The next morning, his wife kicks him and says, "Time to get up, Autrowski. Time to get up and get on the trail."

He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed."

She says, "Get up, you lazy bum. You've been drunk for six weeks! Get up and get on that trail."

He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed. Last night was different. Some sonuvabitch cut my horse's head off. I had to lead him home with my finger in his windpipe."

georgelc86 · 09-19-2008, 12:18 PM

nice

junglebase · 09-19-2008, 01:00 PM

uh-oh.....

Sumbub · 09-22-2008, 01:27 AM

I was tempted to put in a dirtier joke, but I'm afraid there are the grannies around that don't appreciate the humor.

09-19-2008, 12:04 AM	#1
Sumbub Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 167 Reefer Ratings: (6) Friends: (3)	Polish Cowboys A Polish cowboy named Gene Autrowski is in the saloon getting piss drunk, so his friends decided to play a trick on him. They turned his horse around, and turned his saddle around, so he wouldn't know. The next morning, his wife kicks him and says, "Time to get up, Autrowski. Time to get up and get on the trail." He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed." She says, "Get up, you lazy bum. You've been drunk for six weeks! Get up and get on that trail." He says, "I can't get up. I'm beat. I'm whipped. I'm bushed. Last night was different. Some sonuvabitch cut my horse's head off. I had to lead him home with my finger in his windpipe."

09-19-2008, 12:18 PM	#2
georgelc86 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 1,302 Reefer Ratings: (16) Friends: (6)	nice __________________ I'm not a Marine Biologist, I just play one on this forum.

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09-22-2008, 01:27 AM	#4
Sumbub Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 167 Reefer Ratings: (6) Friends: (3)	I was tempted to put in a dirtier joke, but I'm afraid there are the grannies around that don't appreciate the humor.