If Fish Were Cars....

[rookie07]

I was describing types of fish to someone recently, and I said "wrasses are the sports cars of fish"....

With that said, how would you classify each type of fish?

Damsels/clowns= SUVs (Medium sized, tough, can handle just about anything you throw at them)
Tangs= Farming Equipment (This should be obvious)
Wrasses= Sports cars or Super Sport Cars (Small, sleek fast and very quick)
Angels= High End Luxury Cars (Big, Pretty, and what a pain in the ass)
Dragonets= MG or Fiat (Im not sure which is more accurate, each for their own reasons)

What else do you have?

 

[skene]

Damsels and clowns - Toyotas and Hondas... They arent very fun, but easily found and kinda hard to kill.
Tangs - SUV... they can get big, they can mow things down... and they arent very good with emissions.
Wrasses - High maintenance, don't last very long. Can easily steer out of control and surf the roads unintended.
Angels - Unsafe older SUVs... They are big, clumsy, not good with emissions... and you wouldn't trust your daughter driving off to college in one of them.. But it's a safe bet that it would decimate anything at the blink of an eye.
Anthias - Like a mid size luxury vehicle.
Hawkfish - Old beetles. They will always command a watchful eye when seen.
Groupers - 18 wheelers
too many different types of fish..

 

[rambler67]

Groupers - 18 wheelers.

If groupers are 18 wheelers what are puffers?

 

[skene]

minivans.