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DK

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When you go to sleep thinking of ways to automate and tweak your system............and wake up thinking the same!!
 
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When you buy your wife a pair of RDO thongs and ask her to pose next to the tank in them.

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You finally give up hope that you will only pick up {insert staple aquarium item here} at the LFS and nothing else.
 
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The LFS knows to remove all price tags before you leave the store and to write very cheap pretend prices on your bags of fish and corals.
 
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ctgretzky99":hhkohfdm said:
you have learned more chemistry owning this tank than you ever did in school

guilty


you have tasted the salt mix

no.. but i know the distinguishing smell of each... does that count?

knowse":hhkohfdm said:
When the first thing you do when you get home is look at your tank/tanks.

it is always the first thing.

When you know the name and location of every lfs with in 300 miles of your home

there aren't that many so i am guilty.


You understan this thread and shake you head in agreement with more that 5 of the starments.

well this is number five... am i an addict? 8O
why'd you do that?
 

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When the length of your aquarium is longer than your bed

When you've tried to explain the nitrogen cycle to an 8 year old girl

When you block out the windows to prevent glare on the aquarium glass
 
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Bojangles":12jtfyol said:
When the length of your aquarium is longer than your bed

When you've tried to explain the nitrogen cycle to an 8 year old girl

When you block out the windows to prevent glare on the aquarium glass

Nice. I like these three.
 

cjsrch

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i tried explaining the nitrogen cycle to a kid who wanted a nemo :P)

you know ur an addict when


your ac turns on and that little dial outside looks like it is going the same speed as when your dont have it on


you lol at the adove ^


your placing your big screen hdtv in the corner of a room to make room for your new gf ( 150 from tenecor coming in a few weeks. any one wanna buy a tv?)


you look at everythings watt ratting to make sure your not gonna blow the fuse everytime you plug it in. ( dont our tanks use alittle bit too much electric)

you care about the enviorment yet are a big supporter of the energy industry


you stutter and or pause on certin things but when it comes to the scientific name of a fish no problem. :)


( FIRST POST YAY. why is it my first post on a site ends upbeing in a joke fourm?)
 
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When you need to browse this website at work as if you are reading a porn site...
 

DK

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While your wife is watching TV, you watch "Tank TV" cause it has no commercials.
 
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you have several LFS's on speed dial

Your LFS knows your name, the name of your children, your birthday, your spouses name, what year you graduated high school, mothers maiden name....

You no longer show your credit card for swiping...its on file

You try and get the mail first, so you can get the american express statement before your spouse

You always seem to have "something on order"

You never worried so much about the structural integrity of glass

"youre little angel" isnt your daughter anymore

tang was sugar mixed with water that astronauts drank- and it didnt matter how many you had

You actually paid for slimy rock

This lightbulb is $120?

All of the colors on test kits look the friggin same!!!!
 

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when you sit infront of the PVC section of home depot for hours assembling the filter design in your head.

Telling the home depot guy you would have no idea what i was trying to make if I even tried to explain it to you.

Skipping college to fiddle with your tank, not with your girlfriend, or yourself.

Staying up all night because of this dumb idea you thought of, and couldnt sleep till it was built.

Im sure I'll think of more
Peace
Dan
 

cjsrch

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superfiend1313":19kvc034 said:
when you sit infront of the PVC section of home depot for hours assembling the filter design in your head.

Telling the home depot guy you would have no idea what i was trying to make if I even tried to explain it to you.

Skipping college to fiddle with your tank, not with your girlfriend, or yourself.

Staying up all night because of this dumb idea you thought of, and couldnt sleep till it was built.

Im sure I'll think of more
Peace
Dan


my long lost twin! lol


i had a homedepotguy say to me you trying to make some type of antigravity gun ( i swear he said it)

i had my piping all puttogether taking up 1/4of the plumbing section haha
 

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LMAO at this thread here are some more

When you go out for dinner and the LFS is dessert, so you can catch them before they close on delivery day.
When you quit your job to stay home with your fish.
When you take Roll-Call every time you walk up to the tank :D

When you dont have the money and you still go to every LFS on delivery day to see whats in.
When your tank is overstocked and you still try to figure out ways to put more live stock in the tank.
When your aquarium maintenance preson has a bigger house than you, because of you. :lol: 8) :D
And when you make you woman stay to listen to all these posts even after she trys to walk away :D
 

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