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[gregb1]

How does one sex a fish? :?

 

[Anonymous]

Buy it dinner, whisper sweet nothings and let nature run its course. Lots of alcohol helps to.





Or you can check between its legs.

 

[Anonymous]

It depends on the fish.

Some have different markings between the sexes.
Others need to be sliced open to know.

You can look up specific fish here: FishBase

 

[Anonymous]

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh i'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then i tell you that i love you but you still say no!

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.. Sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all...
Sex is something we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's... One on one
One on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.

 

[Len]

This thread begs for smartass answers But JohnHenry is right; it depends on the fish. Some fish are sexually dimorphic while others look the same regardless if it's a male or female.

 

[Chubosco]

Wow, I read that poem and I almost started to master... I mean I started to think about that master suite on my honeymoon. That face, that shower curtain, that ummm...crap I forgot what we were talking about. I hate growing old :!: Ohhh yeah, now I remember, "don't pay any attention to the man behind the curtain."