Missy Johnson
Masta of Disasta
- Location
- Upper East Side
Everyone has their ideas on how to make this hobby lucrative (or hell at least break even) - thanks to Jawwad/Jama - I've found my competitive advantage.
You can now enroll yourself in my 4 point 6-month process for the bargain price of $5 x total gallons in your saltwater setup (yes that includes the SUMP) / lbs liverock.
The process includes:
-the blocking of all incoming/outgoing mail with the strings lps/sps/zoo/pora/wtt/wtb/diy
-immediate closing of all paypal accts
-shock treatments everytime you turn a social gathering into a frag swap (spykes), or upgrade your tank (nano)
-computer simulation of angry wife/girlfriend/downstairs neighbor/significant other screaming at you everytime you get water on the floor from an ro or tank mishap
Additional fee possibly required if you've ever needed to cut a vacation short because of a tank malfunction (hits) or dropped 1k on an emergency plastic container (house).
Don't all rush at once.
You can now enroll yourself in my 4 point 6-month process for the bargain price of $5 x total gallons in your saltwater setup (yes that includes the SUMP) / lbs liverock.
The process includes:
-the blocking of all incoming/outgoing mail with the strings lps/sps/zoo/pora/wtt/wtb/diy
-immediate closing of all paypal accts
-shock treatments everytime you turn a social gathering into a frag swap (spykes), or upgrade your tank (nano)
-computer simulation of angry wife/girlfriend/downstairs neighbor/significant other screaming at you everytime you get water on the floor from an ro or tank mishap
Additional fee possibly required if you've ever needed to cut a vacation short because of a tank malfunction (hits) or dropped 1k on an emergency plastic container (house).
Don't all rush at once.
