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joe

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well last night i had a dream that i was a th frag swap which for some reason was being held at a synogouge . and people new i was relativlley new to reefing and im talking and eating and drinking and trading and bidding and buying and doing evetyhitng you guys r so anxiouslly awaiting and everyones really nice to me exepct this wierd guy who keeps llookin at me.and then all of a sudden he screams out THIEF!!!!!!!! and evryone turns around staring. and he tell me to turn out my pockets beacuse he saw me shove a few acan lords and blastos into my pocket. and im really mbarsed but do as i told and everyoones sees that i have stolen nothing. so evey ones a bit suspiciouse but they continue on the merry way. then buy acident i ran into the containers of heated saltwtaer that are aupposed to be present at the swap and they all just fell and water was evret ware and frags were everyware and it was pretty bad , and then everyone bascilly mobbed me.\
yep you guys mobbed me

i swear i really had a dream about this

i woke up and im like what the He**
especially cause im not even sure i can ateend the swap.

it was really wied dream.
just decided to write that
any dream interpertors out there

cya
joe
 
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DEEPWATER

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hey Joe ,,,as a fellow jew and reefer ,,g-d is telling you that if you go ,,and break the shabbot ,you will have a prob for breaking hte shabbot ,,maybe someone will be jealous or something ,seems you want to go so bad ,but cuz you keep the shabbot you are have these dreams that are contradicing with going ,,,
from yours truly ,,
Rabbi Ronen Levy AKA Reef Ready Jew ,,,,lol

interesting dream ,,say thk g-d you didnt have a dream that you where a fish getting cauth and you know the rest,,just remember Finding Nemo ,, :sgrin:
 
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DEEPWATER

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Hey joe ,SHAVUA TOV ,,that mean good week in hebrew ,,just in case ppl want to know ,,
 

joe

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hhaha thats very possiblle i like that interpertation are you really a rabbi or was that a joke. are you an obsservent jew(i know thats personal so dont feel obligated to answer) and the finall question you going to the swap???? techniclly theres nothing wrong with going if i walk from the uppereastside to soho and have someone i trust with money (however much i wanna spend on this day) and he will buy all the stufff for me but with myown money. i religouse but i do abit of rule bending if ya know what i meen . in terms or sabathh and foods and girls etc etc etc

well let me know Ronen

Joe
 
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DEEPWATER

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i keep holidays and kosher ,but i drive and spend money on shabbot,,,as far as frag swap ,,im not going ot miss it for the world ,,too many good ppl on here i didnt meet yet ,,and its one thing ide lke to experiance ,it probably the 1st time that i met ppl in this hobby that like to help others ,that a good feeling ,and great to help others as well . yep no prob to walk there ,,but remember ,,you cant get caught doing it ,
so Keypas off ,,lol
 

joe

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haha i know i could just get on a train of course encognito(i think thats how to spell it)

ive got eveything worked out except were im telling my parents that im going.

the bags of frags that i will come home with (hehe hopfully) i just leave em downstairs for an hour or two untill shabat is over and i just say my friend dropped them off for me. theyre already used to reefers comin in and out buying trading selling.

allways suspiciouse stuff goin around in the lobby. buckets being passed back and forth varioouse odditys comeing in and out which allways get funny looks from the tennants. its gonna be great when Jawwadd comes and pics up the Kalk mix. tht will get great stares. anyway back on topic.
i just dont know were im gonna tell my parents im going for 4 or 5 hours onn the sabath....

hmm any ideas.
 
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DEEPWATER

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joe said:
haha i know i could just get on a train of course encognito(i think thats how to spell it)

ive got eveything worked out except were im telling my parents that im going.

the bags of frags that i will come home with (hehe hopfully) i just leave em downstairs for an hour or two untill shabat is over and i just say my friend dropped them off for me. theyre already used to reefers comin in and out buying trading selling.

allways suspiciouse stuff goin around in the lobby. buckets being passed back and forth varioouse odditys comeing in and out which allways get funny looks from the tennants. its gonna be great when Jawwadd comes and pics up the Kalk mix. tht will get great stares. anyway back on topic.
i just dont know were im gonna tell my parents im going for 4 or 5 hours onn the sabath....

hmm any ideas.
well not to add to your fire ,,lol
tel lher you are coming to my house for fruit salad ,in brklyn you know us israelis ,,friut and nuts ,,lol,,or
maybe i could have ,both my parrots(sonny & coco) fly over and give you a lift ,,hahahh jking ,,,,
oh yeah ,,im not a rabbi with 2 tatts an a nipple piercing i dout it very much , ,,lol,,but a reef ready jew i am ,,lol
hmm ill have to think about this one ,,dont have any friends in the city that could get you out of this one ,


CAlling all MR & Reef ready jews ,,,one of our brothers as a prob here ,,,lol
 

joe

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ya know ive been seeing more and more rabbis latley with tatoos and nipple piercings. its funny that you mentioned that.

any one else got thoughts

thanks

joe
 

John

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I think if joe does attend now just to scare him a little im gonna scream thief and have house and company check his pockets ;x Nothing like watching a bad dream unfold infront of you
 
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DEEPWATER

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John said:
I think if joe does attend now just to scare him a little im gonna scream thief and have house and company check his pockets ;x Nothing like watching a bad dream unfold infront of you
Joe ,,
i think you open yourself a can of worms on this one ,,lol
 

joe

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hhaha i think if i end up coming itll be worth the embarsemnt.
or i could just hid my face.
but only a handfull of peeps know how i look anyway.
heheh im gonna go in disguise
myabe as julian sprungs and give you guys lectures
arite here goes my imagination again.
 

joe

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haha well your just gonna have to search everyones pockets because they \ actually cam out with 2 inch by 2 inch pico pico pico reefs that fit snuglly into onne pocket have a built in solar powerd skimmer that a centimeter and all one has to do is put a couple if them in there pockets wlak into a place for instance the manhatten reef frag swap on october first in soho 2 till 6 (just an example) snag a few frags and casually glide buy the tang police who will be to busy sniiffing out guys that smell like they have a purple tang in there 20 gallon long.
so please dont even threaten me with tang police
i will treat myself to wtvr i wish at the swap.
anybody want some pico pico pico reefs im selling them here too, if you feel like snaging a frag or two .

let me know theyre reall cheap.

i have a really wild imagination
its really funny

ok enuf wild posting
 
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DEEPWATER

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joe said:
haha well your just gonna have to search everyones pockets because they \ actually cam out with 2 inch by 2 inch pico pico pico reefs that fit snuglly into onne pocket have a built in solar powerd skimmer that a centimeter and all one has to do is put a couple if them in there pockets wlak into a place for instance the manhatten reef frag swap on october first in soho 2 till 6 (just an example) snag a few frags and casually glide buy the tang police who will be to busy sniiffing out guys that smell like they have a purple tang in there 20 gallon long.
so please dont even threaten me with tang police
i will treat myself to wtvr i wish at the swap.
anybody want some pico pico pico reefs im selling them here too, if you feel like snaging a frag or two .

let me know theyre reall cheap.

i have a really wild imagination
its really funny

ok enuf wild posting
Joes got that powerfully stuff again :sgrin:
 

jhale

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joe said:
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so please dont even threaten me with tang police
i will treat myself to wtvr i wish at the swap.

okay but there will be undercover tang police as well, and zoa sniffing dogs. :p
 

House of Laughter

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tell them you're going for a walk (which you are) and have a friend buy and drop off for you, this way, you are totally hands off - it may make your dreams better.

If I were a Doctor of Dreams (Freddy :) ) I would think that you are worried that the swap isn't going to be a cool place to be as a rule breaker and that you'll stand out - - I think you'll get along just right with the rest of us.

To quote Rob Halford - - - - - breakin' the law, breakin' the law!

For those of you who didn't grow up in the mid to late 80's - he is the lead singer of Judas Priest!

House
 

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