Oh well....
IUD, Adidas, Helmet... all good tasting if gross in concept, but with any local fare you will likely suffer from the runs unless you're smart about it. Before you come over, maybe you can eat authentic Chinese or Filipino fare every other day for a week, to get your stomach accustomed to some of the intestinal microfauna (and yes, spices) that are part and parcel of this region.
I myself can run into intestinal difficulty every first few days in the 'ultraclean' CH, the US, UK, France, Germany ---you name it. Unfamiliar microbes, you see ---though I'm all fine after eating the local food for a week or so.
Balut isn't 'rotten' in any way ---nor fermented. It's just a frsh duck egg that's hard-boiled ---with the chick nearly full-formed inside, haha. Chewing on a baby bird's skull and having the tiny beak catch between your teeth ---even I don't really enjoy that part, but it tastes incredibly good.
When dining at cheap restaurants, don't expect a knife to
always come with your fork and spoon. We often like to use our spoons to cut meat, or both fork and spoon to tear meat apart.
A knife, sir?? Why? Are we planning to stab someone?
BTW, that news report on the Manila Water pipe is misleading.
All neighborhoods (New Manila and San Juan) served by the contaminated pipeline are still without water --it was cut off as soon as they knew the poor guy had fallen in (the 'airshaft' cover was stolen --maybe by the guys friends?). The added chlorine mentioned is really just to allay fears among those served by totally-independent pipelines. I think they got the body out yesterday, yuck. All the water that came in contact with it is being dumped ---which is pretty hard to take, given the projected drought.
Besides, we never drink straight tapwater. Lots of bottled water (the biggest brands controlled by the Coca-Cola company) for that, and RO/DI systems for the home too.
The Ilocanos are the ones eating dogmeat.
The Ilocanos also produced Ferdinand Marcos.
IMO, there's no great love for the Ilocos region, outside of its people.
Unless you are flying EVA air or CAL, I don't see a stopover inTaiwan, which is verry iffy SARS-wise, right now. Northwest uses Japan stops, and if you can stand the cramped seats, ought to be a bargain. I agree that Chek Lap Kok in HK is a safe stopover. FYI the Philippines is not on the WHO's SARS watchlist.
Abu Sayyaf and MILF are on the defensive in Mindanao.
That makes it more dangerous than ever, as they might want another diversionary hostage-taking. If you want to know where the safe places are, I can give you my 2 sentimos' worth.
BUT, if you want to go where the cyanide-captures are still taking place, forget it. Better yet... hehe, let me know your itinerary in advance, so that I can auction you off to the highest-bidding kidnap-for-ransom group, hehehe.
The local airline that John used recently, Cebu Pacific, has had a spotty safety record the past ten years, so yes, your provincial flights in the Philippines might be considered with care. Lots of baby airlines have shiny new planes flown by inexperienced pilots. PAL has rather old planes, but the more experienced pilots don't crash them.
In the end...
Here,
Death is a way of Life, and Life is a way of Death.
With so much beauty and ugliness around, it's still a unique experience
to be here, if you have open eyes, uncovered ears, and a clear mind.
I cannot say if this is a good time to visit.
Is it ever a good enough or a safe enough time for adventure?
You simply do, and then deal.
As some Filipinos sarcastically put it:
We'll burn that bridge when we get there
(Me? All I can offer you is an extra match or two.)

Horge