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someone needs to get out of thier house a little more often http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524[/url]
someone needs to get out of thier house a little more often http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524[/url]
First off as someone that does (did) get out quite often, sometimes you meet people. Sometimes they come back to your place with their friend. Sometimes after spending some "quality time" with them they ask about your fishtank. You get up and notice something that causes you to put your arm in the tank. Some bodily fluid is on your arm from the "quality time" and it comes off in the water. You notice the fish go crazy and eat it. You wonder if you could bottle the stuff and sell it.
I say if semen hasn't gotten in your tank, perhaps there's something wrong with you?
I think the question is does the poster sit around collecting "food" for his fish so that he can watch them eat it (serial killer), or is his girlfriend a cuddler after the fact. If it is the latter it is highly likely, in my experience anyway, that his scenario can and would occur.
I mean seriously all of us put our arms in the tank far more than necessary and if you're a newlywed or "wild and crazy guy" you may find yourself looking like a CSI Miami crime scene every now and again. Put those two scenarios together and you have a recipe for fish getting to sample some human bodily fluid.