Dating Rituals

[DEEPWATER]

hey I'm jewish, and I'll spend as much as it takes! where does that put me?

but after the second date if nothing is happening, then I'm not spending

spend as much as it take and after the sencod date nothing ,,not good ,,
reverse that J..try nothing spend the 1st date ,and wait til the 2cd or 3rd to see if it she is worth spend on ,, :approve:

 

[DEEPWATER]

Very funny Rich - here's from the woman's perspective:

WHITE GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid

IRISH GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid

ITALIAN GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid

JEWISH GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid

I think I can stop here b/c you get my point. There are only two variables - how much money is spent and what it is spent on.

MIssy ,,you got this all worng here ,,who spends money ,,i look for the rich stupid girl to spend it on me ,,lol ,,jking ,,,,just the rich girls ,not the stupid ones ,,lol

 

[herman]

Damn Missy. Thats a lot of stupid guys just spending a shitload of money not getting laid. Why not just get a hooker? :joke: Its quick, you get what you need and you can go back to drinking and reefing!!

 

[bad coffee]

Remember, you don't pay a hooker for sex. you pay her to leave afterwards.

And I think ESPI nailed it on the head.

BC

 

[jhale]

Remember, you don't pay a hooker for sex. you pay her to leave afterwards.

And I think ESPI nailed it on the head.

BC

if this was the case then the really ugly hookers would be making the money, you would want to pay them more to get them to leave faster.

 

[DRZL]

Remember, you don't pay a hooker for sex. you pay her to leave afterwards.

my ho's is my witness! say word. :sgrin:

speaking of prostitution anyone ever see the bunny ranch on HBO? :approve:

 

[inkblue]

...i date bargain hunteress'ss

 

[Missy Johnson]

yeah i ditto that. ESPI you might be the birthday thread bastard but i love your humor!

 

[jackson6745]

yeah i ditto that. ESPI you might be the birthday thread bastard but i love your humor!

Yeah, his humor kind of cracks me up the second time I read it

 

[nanoreefer22]

yeah i ditto that. ESPI you might be the birthday thread bastard but i love your humor!

tru tru...