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Young generation
- Thread starter Paul B
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- Baiting Hollow Long Island NY
That is one wierd site
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- Manhattan NY 10023
nice one cheifmcfuz, it was going out of control!
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- 11756
Well someone a long time ago invented fire, language and civilization. They got us all beat :tired:
I thought it was you old farts that invented that stuff
I thought it was you old farts that invented that stuff
For the record we're halfway old farts. I knew I was well on my way to becoming and old fart the day I started complaining to my wife how easy our kids have it.:lol:
You guys are way to much! You all need an hobby.lol
Paul, aside from all the responces. I love your initial post. Nice find my friend......
Tell me about it.:tongueani
Paul, aside from all the responces. I love your initial post. Nice find my friend......
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- 11756
- Location
- Vernon, NJ
I am an old fart, a wise one at that
hey paul ive seen all those places and waaaay more.....
its called the World Wide Web :lol2:
You speak of war but i've been in the most important War of them all East Coast Vs. West Coast baby.... NOTORIOUS FOREVER..Bad Boy What Up!!!!! Pac you aint SH!T!
LMAOOO
its called the World Wide Web :lol2:
You speak of war but i've been in the most important War of them all East Coast Vs. West Coast baby.... NOTORIOUS FOREVER..Bad Boy What Up!!!!! Pac you aint SH!T!
LMAOOO
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"we have paintball,"
We had Viet Nam :irked:
"snowboarding,"
We had sleds, or car hoods if we coulen't find a sled
"baseball, with real bats and gloves"
We invented that but there were not many fields around :headache:
"softball
We also invented that :biggrin:
"Football, handball"
Yep, we invented those also :tongue1:
"inline skates (these are skates where the wheels are lined up instead of side by side)"
Yes I will give you that one, and I do know what they are, I can in line skate and I first skated with them when we invented them about 30 years ago.
I can also ice skate, SCUBA dive and fly a helocopter, I even know how to crash in one. twice :smoker:
"Basketball at every park"
Yep invented that too :wink1:
"your eyes are so old you dont see any of this"
Yes they are but one thing about old eyes is that they were young a lot longer than yours.
These eyes have seen, a lot more of the world than most. They have seen all the Hawaiian Islands, All the Tahitian Islands, most of the Caribbean and Greek Isles along with quite a few Italian isles.
They have seen war, They helped build the Trade Center, then saw them Fall, they saw the start of Marine aquariums, including DSBs, wet drys, Jaubert, SSbs, UGs etc.
They have been on the antenna of the Empire State Building and seven levels under Grand Central Station and up to the tip top of the Chrysler Building.
They have seen Cambodia and Istanbul.
They have been underwater almost 300 hours.
They have seen the Acropolis and climbed the Mayan pyramids of Mexico along with Mt Etna in Sicily and many places in the good Old USA
But most important they have built the New York Playboy Club, Penthouse Magazine, Hustler Magazine and have been on two Victoria photo shoots along with one Miss America Pageant. :biglaugh:
So, yes, you are correct, they are old eyes. Nice and green too
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- Vernon, NJ
I'm so old I'm gonna start farting dust:splitspin
I had the dinosaur pin at work too
- Location
- Vernon, NJ
alka seltzer works wonders been around forever :biglaugh:
- Location
- Baiting Hollow Long Island NY
You are correct, But I also remember when that was invented :tongue1:
I won't go near this one
Awilda, thanks
- Location
- Long Island, New York
That was a good one.....
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