Joke

[ZANYMASTER]

A 90 year old man was celebrating his birthday while his sons wanted to treat him to something nice so they send him to a Resort to relax.Meanwhile his sons sends a woman to his room as an added bonus.A knock on the door and the old man answers the door and she says "I'm here to give you Supersex"!He says "I'll have the soup".

 

[Deanos]

 

[inkblue]

:lol2: i donT get it

 

[akma]

supersex =
sup = soup er = or sex = sex ^.~

 

[Deanos]

I'm old

 

[Euroreefer]

HAHA..lol

 

[mckostya]

:duh:

 

[JHOV2324]

What is Bruce Lee's Favorite Drink?














WAaataaaaaaaa

 

[CHEMCHEF]

WOW. And I Thought The First Joke Was Bad, But YOU WIN!!!

What is Bruce Lee's Favorite Drink?














WAaataaaaaaaa

 

[inkblue]

What is Bruce Lee's Favorite Drink?

WAaataaaaaaaa

:lol2:

 

[greggnyce]

What did Bruce Lee order at burger king?


A Whoppa!

 

[reefnewbe]

a father of a mafia kingpin wrote a letter to his son in federal prison stating
"son i wish you would have chosen a better path, i miss the times we spent together in the garden, i am afraid i am to old to turn the soil for the tomatoes this year, i miss you."
the son wrote back "Dad if i told you once i've told you 100 times stay out of the garden!, you know there are bodies of old friends in there"
within 24 hrs the FBI had arrive with all types of equipment and dug the garden up, after finding nothing, left.
the son wrote another letter to the father " Dad i hope you can plant the tomatoes now, under the circumstances, this is the best i can do."

 

[Sumbub]

a father of a mafia kingpin wrote a letter to his son in federal prison stating
"son i wish you would have chosen a better path, i miss the times we spent together in the garden, i am afraid i am to old to turn the soil for the tomatoes this year, i miss you."
the son wrote back "Dad if i told you once i've told you 100 times stay out of the garden!, you know there are bodies of old friends in there"
within 24 hrs the FBI had arrive with all types of equipment and dug the garden up, after finding nothing, left.
the son wrote another letter to the father " Dad i hope you can plant the tomatoes now, under the circumstances, this is the best i can do."

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh: