Ha!

[Josh]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/transgendered_sea_anemone

 

[nick96ss]

i love this part
"Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the Telia felina reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting," Chester said. "This anti-Christian anemone, which has the audacity to think that a child can grow up properly without the benefit of two loving parents, is truly the Murphy Brown of the deep."
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[jhale]

people do know the onion is a satirical paper (just checking)

I wonder what they would think of the sex changing clownfish :scratchch

 

[masterswimmer]

That could very well be one of the funniest articles/preachings I've ever heard. I'm thinking a nice HOF donation to their 'collection plate' might be in order.

Jon, the clownfish is ok. They don't say they have problems with transgendered creatures, just bisexual anemones

swimmer

 

[LeslieS]

young anemone child forced to grow up wondering why Mommy and Daddy live in the same body.

This part cracks me up