Lol @ 3-5x a week. It's true tho I must admit that's how I was in very beginning.
Ya know in the fire dept. there's the policy and it's how I operate in life generally.
You start off in the beginning bunker coat buttoned all the way up, collar up with the velcro strap that holds it tightly to your neck secured, helmet ear flaps down, chinstrap hanging at the ready to clasp, nomex hood at the ready, wrapped around your collar to be able to pull up if it's a job(fire), gloves on and your mind focused at the possible task in hand......then as time goes on and 90% of the alarms in the building you are on the way to have turned out to be false alarms- you get on the rig, coat unbuttoned, gloves in your pocket, hood on your neck but tucked pretty much away, your chinstrap wrapped around above the brim of your helmet and instead of focusing you and the other guys in the back of the rig laugh and joke on your way to the address, except for 1- the probie.
The probie is all buttoned up as in my first paragraph and everyone busts his balls- comeon kid relax we go to this box(address) 20 times a week and it's always bs, unbutton until you need to it's too hot to be wearing all that crap for a false alarm. The probie shrugs it off, you pull up to the building, get to a couple of floors below the floor the alarm was activated thinkin it's a bad smoke head. As you get to the floor, there's a slight odor, not much maybe food on the stove. Then you find the apartment, knock, no answer, so you force the door.
The flames and heat roll out of the door, if that senior man that was joking on the way would have felt the door he would have felt it was hot but then again it's a regular false alarm address.
The only one prepared is that probie, geared up 100% snaps into action and he and the boss do everyone's job and then HE gets to laugh at all the senior guys that got caught with their pants around their ankles when it hit the fan in the back of the rig on the way back to the firehouse....
I'll be that probie that tests my aquarium.