I have to agree with OPG. If you were only going so that you could give your money away, and not have a good time, then stay home and avoid the possibility of enjoying yourself.
I mean lets be real here. You've met a lot of people through MR with common interests. Those that you could possibly be able to have 'intelligent'

conversations with for hours and hours, during which time you would probably get hungry and want to eat some of the
free food they are serving. Since you're looking to avoid having any appearance of having a good time, then stay home and don't join us.
Whoa, wait a moment, there are some great speakers coming to the event with super speech agenda's. No additional cost to get in to those speakers either. Some might say the admission to those presentations are somehow seen as '
FREE" also. Stay away from that area, because it could be misconstrued that you were learning some valuable techniques, information or hobby advancements that could ultimately be interpreted as having a good time.
Bottom line I guess.............without money, there is no way to enjoy yourself, so stay home and sulk while '300-400 of your
closest friends' are at the swap with no reservation about having a blast, a smashing good time, a banger as they say across the puddle.
Sorry you won't be joining us. In years past it could have been inferred that 100's of people had a good time that day. Apparently without any money in your pockets that result wouldn't be possible for you.
Hope to see many others with and without money in their pockets that day.
FlexLuthor, I hope this feeble attempt at some good humor will bring you to your senses and register for the swap before it sells out and you have an excuse for not going..,.....A lame excuse I might add, but an excuse nevertheless.
Hope to see you on the 10th of Octubre.
Russ