Top Ten reasons your clownfish are not breeding

[Josh]

Let's hear it....

"The frogspawn is comfortable, but she keeps banging her head on the SPS."

"It's only a 37g tank, and she is looking for a clown with a bigger pad."

"The cleaner shrimp keeps joining in, and she's just not down for that kind of party."

 

[jhale]

my dumb human keeps trying to hook me up with other girl clown fish :duh:

 

[Josh]

my dumb human keeps trying to hook me up with other girl clown fish :duh:

:lol:

"He was too old, and now he is a she."

 

[nanoreefer22]

LMAOO at J!!!

My partner keeps bailing ship when I try to get some, the first time he came back. But when he bailed the second time he never came back

 

[Josh]

"Just when he was starting to go south, he fell over the overflow."

 

[DRZL]

LMAO.

Everytime I get in the mood to give him some, hes already sucking on the anenomes nipples

 

[griMReefer]

i guess if clownfish could talk:

"but we are tryin!; its just that we're both 2 young (males)."

"get that tv out of our bedroom, it's ruined our sex life!"

"his pad is full of Elegance, but he's just compensating for what he doesn't have"

"he clowns around 2 much and has a fetish 4 fertilizin the anemone's mouth instead"

"our tank-keepers are swingers so we're still waiting for some new company, too"

"we're waiting for a bigger flat upgrade, in best interest of our progeny"

"she's decided tentacles hit the spot better than my wee genital tube"

"our tankkeeper's too stupid, we've got an anemone, but we're still waiting on a rock!"

"he suffers from premature waggle"

"she's cheating on me with the well-dressed Domino next door".

 

[DEEPWATER]

IM not doing the :bunnies: with that clown ,he is missing a stripe

Hell no !! He swims str8 what going with him .

 

[DEEPWATER]

He a bumd clown ,He think that Frogswpn is an Anemone

 

[DRZL]

He skeeted his mucus right in my eye

 

[DEEPWATER]

His fishy thing is too small :tongue1:

 

[griMReefer]

for chrissake, we're SIBLINGS!

da nerve!!!

:lovestory :bigeyes2:

 

[DEEPWATER]

She keeeps getting her teeth in the way :screama:

 

[griMReefer]

She keeeps getting her teeth in the way :screama:

OUCH! :tongue1:

 

[DEEPWATER]

We just can get the right position ,,,:bunnies: : those tunzes are just to much flow !!!

 

[DEEPWATER]

Does Freaking hermit crabs keep taking bets on how long it going to take :bagfish:

 

[Deanos]

3. "Look...I'm a true Percula!! You expect me to do the nasty with a False Perc?"

2. "Noone else tickles my fancy like the nematocysts of a Stichodactyla haddoni!"

1. You think putting one of these

near your anemone will coerce your clown to spawn.

 

[DevIouS]

IM not doing the :bunnies: with that clown ,he is missing a stripe

3. "Look...I'm a true Percula!! You expect me to do the nasty with a False Perc?"

2 reasons why I now know why my clowns don't get it on.....

 

[masterswimmer]

for chrissake, we're SIBLINGS!

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"I'd rather sleep with the ring master than that clown"

 

[Josh]

Back off or I am going home to my sea pen.