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"we have paintball,"
We had Viet Nam :irked:
"snowboarding,"
We had sleds, or car hoods if we coulen't find a sled
"baseball, with real bats and gloves"
We invented that but there were not many fields around :headache:
"softball
We also invented that :biggrin:
"Football, handball"
Yep, we invented those also :tongue1:
"inline skates (these are skates where the wheels are lined up instead of side by side)"
Yes I will give you that one, and I do know what they are, I can in line skate and I first skated with them when we invented them about 30 years ago.
I can also ice skate, SCUBA dive and fly a helocopter, I even know how to crash in one. twice :smoker:
"Basketball at every park"
Yep invented that too :wink1:
"your eyes are so old you dont see any of this"
Yes they are but one thing about old eyes is that they were young a lot longer than yours.
These eyes have seen, a lot more of the world than most. They have seen all the Hawaiian Islands, All the Tahitian Islands, most of the Caribbean and Greek Isles along with quite a few Italian isles.
They have seen war, They saw the Trade Center Fall, they saw the start of Marine aquariums, including DSBs, wet drys, Jaubert, SSbs, UGs etc.
They have been on the antenna of the Empire State Building and seven levels under Grand Central Station and up to the tip top of the Chrysler Building.
They have seen Cambodia and Istanbul.
They have been underwater almost 300 hours.
They have seen the Acropolis and climbed the pyramids of Mexico and many places in the good Old USA
But most important they have built the New York Playboy Club, Penthouse Magazine, Hustler Magazine and have been on two Victoria photo shoots along with one Miss America Pageant. :biglaugh:
So, yes, you are correct, they are old eyes. Nice and green too