Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[jhale]

give us your best lines, here are some the mods have come up with,
there may be a prize for the best line, we have not figured that out yet.

damn, if you were a coral you would be a blue myagi.

I wish I could frag a piece of you.

Do you have a calcium reactor? Cause my frag is growing.

Is that a refractometer in your pocket..........

etc.

 

[nanoreefer22]

hmmmm...dont know if this makes sense but...
So your that acan that started the craze...
Your a blue zoo in a field of brown montis....
more to come later...time for more orientation...friggin &^%&*$&$# orientation

 

[Deanos]

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

 

[Josh]

"Hey Plerogyra, care for a silverside?"

 

[ctxmonitor]

lol.. I want to see the reaction on their faces when you guys uses one of these pickup lines.

 

[Josh]

Are you a peppermint shrimp, cause I've got this big aiptasia....

 

[zahner]

wanna see my eel?

 

[Deanos]

"You feela me? Cuz I Euphyllia!

 

[fas917]

I wonder how your frag will look like.

 

[inline6]

want to see my mag drive?

 

[House of Laughter]

Wow, that seems a little saltier than normal - have you checked your salinity?

House

 

[jhale]

nice, keep them coming.

what about the ladies of MR ?

 

[fas917]

I can't wait to take you home and start fragging you.

 

[jawwad2004]

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

lmfao hahahahah rotf

 

[zahner]

so.... how do you feel about going bare bottom?

 

[Deanos]

From a woman's point of view:

"I have a Salifert test kit in my purse, can I measure your carbonate "hardness"?

"Your cologne smells great...is that Kalkwasser or Skimmate?"

 

[bad coffee]

"Hey Plerogyra, care for a silverside?"

Nice bubbles you got there!

you guys are forgetting the obvious one.

Want to come over and see my tank?

(Yeah, it's worked)

BC

 

[jackson6745]

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

LOL



WE need some pickup lines from a woman's perspective as well

 

[jackson6745]

Damn you beat me to it

 

[Sean]

"You feela me? Cuz I Euphyllia!

"Have any crazy glue gel? Cuz I'd like to mount you on my live rock!"

deanos you kill