Grandma's boy - when the dealer tells them about the monkey he ordered that is going to teach him kung fu.... classic
Best scene in Billy Madison is when they light the poop on the porch on fire
"Don't put it out with your boots Ned!"
"Don't tell me my business devil woman!"
"AWWW it's poop again!"
"He called the ****, poop!"
Norm McDonald: "This is the best night of my life!"
Steve Buscemi had the best role in billy madison too.