Paintball

[jrobbins]

Hey all,

It is my friends bachelor party this weekend, and in his infinite wisdom he has decided that he wants to play paintball up in the Catskills. Now there are a few problems with this...

1. Good Jewish Boys like myself don't really like dirt, mud, and nature in general quite honestly.
2. The idea of being wet/muddy/lost in the woods, and then getting friking shot...well, i think it sounds kinda terrible.
3. The idea of having to shoot somebody while wet/muddy/lost in the woods sounds equally terrible.

So, since there seem to be a few avid paintballers on the site, can anyone give me some advice on:

1. what to expect
2. what to wear or not wear
3. how not to get shot (i probably should have put this first)
4. why the hell people do this in the first place :irked:

thanks in advance all!

J.

 

[nanoreefer22]

LMAO to not get shot, run like the wind

 

[jrobbins]

LMAO to not get shot, run like the wind

I guess I should mention that Good Jewish Boys rarely run, and it is never like the wind

 

[inkblue]

If you dont like aLL of the above mentioned... DONT GO !

:lol2:

 

[jrobbins]

old friends bachelor party = no choice

 

[inkblue]

1. expect to get hit
2. you can probably rent a camo jumpsuit there to wear over your clothes
3. stay i the back and hide. wait for the game over whistle, stand up and pretend u were busy in a firefight
4. coz we are guys

:tank:

 

[jrobbins]

3. stay i the back and hide. wait for the game over whistle, stand up and pretend u were busy in a firefight


:tank:

Now Thats My Style!!!!! Love it

 

[inkblue]

:shhh: woRks for me when am out oF money to buY baLLs.

 

[jrobbins]

Lol

 

[masterswimmer]

Does it make me a bad Jewish boy because I love to play in the mud, run in the woods, play hide and seek for hours in the forest, shoot guns (mostly real ones though), and do guy things.

Your first post was funny, but Don steals the cake. 'Run out of money?' LMAO

swimmer

 

[jrobbins]

Does it make me a bad Jewish boy because I love to play in the mud, run in the woods, play hide and seek for hours in the forest, shoot guns (mostly real ones though), and do guy things.

Yes it does actually but your secret is safe with me :shhh:

 

[DevIouS]

:shhh: woRks for me when am out oF money to buY baLLs.

I am a witness to this...
as when I looked for him for support, he was way back hiding behind a tree eating candy out of his tool pouch.

 

[inkblue]

you aSked for some :irked: "i want that kit Kat"

 

[KathyC]

Aviod high heels..they tend to get stuck in the mud..and people will probably shoot at you twice as much if your wear them

Have fun!

 

[jrobbins]

but i always thought a nice set of pumps completed the outfit. what goes with camo and mud? i'd hate to clash...

 

[inkblue]

hEre is a typicaL pB game :tank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDwLECbYu8

 

[jrobbins]

you gentiles are f**king crazy...

hEre is a typicaL pB game :tank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBDwLECbYu8

 

[KathyC]

but i always thought a nice set of pumps completed the outfit. what goes with camo and mud? i'd hate to clash...

While that is true, you may have a difficult time locating the pumps in the camo pattern to match your bag...good that you understand the basic rules...
If you must skip the heels/bag at least wear pearls..they do go with simply everything! :flirt:

 

[masterswimmer]

No need to give up on your dreams of style. You too can look the part. We'll just start calling you Ramboette:

 

[junglebase]

Sexy.. now the only thing you need is the dogtag anklet!