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Chuck Norris recently adopted a cat...
 

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death once ha a near-Chuck Norris experience.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris .....

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.​
 
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