I almost got picked up by a Cougar

[Paul B]

Today I was at my marina working on my boat getting it ready for the winter and this older Lady came up to me and asked me if I work at the marina. I told her no, I just look like I work here because I am always working on my boat. She said she lives in the neighborhood on the water. (The homes near my marina on the water start at about 6 or 7 million and go up to OMG, One of them sold for three million in 1973. and one went for 14 million in 1980)
She asked me what kind of sailboat was that she sees when she walks past the water. I walked towards the sailboat and we were talking about it. She was knowledgable about sailing and was dressed in kind of a sailers outfit with this old lady sailing hat on. Very proper.
After a while I wanted to get back to work on my boat but she kept asking me questions.
Nice lady but I think she was a little too friendly.
I think she wanted to take me home and have her way with me. :Yikes:

I still got it..... Maybe not.... She was about 80

 

[pmoneyt]

Lmao

 

[nanchil]

Lamont


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[REEF ADDICT]

80 wooow very experience ...

 

[jaa1456]

Or she was just a lonely old lady wanting to talk to someone.

 

[Paul B]

:frown:OMG this is what I am attracting now.

 

[Reeftanker3295]

:frownmg this is what i am attracting now.

lmao

 

[THEDLO]

hahaha hey dont shun her she knows what floats a boat or at least she dresses the part

 

[Imbarrie]

Well I don't think you would have been her first mate.


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[JimmyR1rider]

80 isnt a cougar its a geriatric big cat with arthritis that can no longer climb a tree because the claws are brittle and will break LOL. Is ok- at least ya still got it Paul.:tongue1::inlove::splitspin

 

[REEF ADDICT]

80 isnt a cougar its a geriatric big cat with arthritis that can no longer climb a tree because the claws are brittle and will break lol. Is ok- at least ya still got it paul.:tongue1::inlove::splitspin

lmfao...

 

[beerfish]

:frown:OMG this is what I am attracting now.

That's what happens when you're in the three decade club! :duh: :tongue1:

 

[DA fisherman]

Best part would have been explaining how a 80 year old had her way with you

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[125reefer]

i can say alot here but i dont think i could

 

[lfsmarineguy]

Paul, you're thinking too short term. Stop thinking "cougar" and start thinking "sugar momma". So you have to get hammered and close your eyes and find a happy place, but there might be a bigger boat in it for you lol :shhh:.

 

[nyc reefer]

Lmfao!!!

80 isnt a cougar its a geriatric big cat with arthritis that can no longer climb a tree because the claws are brittle and will break LOL. Is ok- at least ya still got it Paul.:tongue1::inlove::splitspin

You're killing me.

 

[ClosetFishGeek]

Cougars need love too.....:splitspin

 

[emmanuel]

you wouldn't have to work on your boat all the time anymore and just think what she could do when she takes off those dentures

 

[roc5288]

you wouldn't have to work on your boat all the time anymore and just think what she could do when she takes off those dentures

lmao.

 

[Paul B]

That's what happens when you're in the three decade club!

In March I will be in the 4 decades club.

Tomarrow we are having tea while we go over her finances and her health.
A bigger boat would be nice. Along with a marina to put it in :tongue1: