Podman":322g0lnc said:my best Capn' impression is as follows...
I got thrown out of a bar last night. some guy had the nerve to tell me I couldn't have more than three shot glasses in front of me at any given time.
i told him I would do what i wanted and so he took a swing at me. it landed squarely on my chin and before i could retaliate i was bum rushed and thrown out onto the street.
as I got up to re-enter the place and kick some ass i got hit by a car.
pretty good, eh?![]()