Contest: Top 10 signs your reef has invaded your life

[Josh]

Bump!

Win an iPod and loaded MR Gift Bag!

All you need to do is post something funny!

 

[duke62]

when you take a whiff of a half full skimmer and instead of squinting your eyes and pulling your head back,you go in for a second sniff :lol2:

 

[kigs]

Staring directly into a 250W metal halide light no longer hurts your eyes.

 

[duke62]

going to give this one a try "when flasher wrasse doesnt make you giggle anymore"
for anyone who never laughed at that now you will "flash your a$$" well at least im trying

 

[russianmd]

When instead of calming you down, the fishtank worries you 24/7...

 

[sanjay]

When the directions to your house involve "turn left and as you are driving up look for the house with blue glowing windows - you can't miss it".

 

[lfsmarineguy]

Con Edison sends detectives to your house because your constantly high bill raises a red flag with the narcotics officers.

This really happened to a friend of mine. His wife was home alone and he got a call from his hysterical wife because there were several police with a search warrant who wanted to search the entire house for the weed. This ended with a couple detectives and my friend admiring his several 500g tanks lol.

 

[Timbo]

You replace your dresser with a fish tank. :idea:

 

[grknyer]

You find out that Rainforest Cafe has large saltwater tanks so you put the bug in your kids ear to ask their mom that they want to go so it doesn't look like you wanted to go.

You replace your toilet bowl with the one that's see through and put clownfish in it.(It actually exists.I have a friend that did this.It costs 300 dollars.ouch!)

 

[lfsmarineguy]

It's called a Fish N' Flush..... you can't make this stuff up.

 

[redbora]

when your significant other and you argue over custody of which fish and which coral go to who's tank

when you set-up a web cam and the aquacontroller II so you can go on vacation and know what's going on in your tank

 

[duke62]

alright whos the top ten.and happy holloween

 

[Josh]

Bump! Last day to submit entries!

 

[ellebelle]

When you call your significant other from work and and him/her to check your calcium levels.

 

[sweetsop]

When you go to Barney's to shop for fine jewelry, and find their salt water tanks more interesting than anything that may be in their cases. (and I'm a jewelry designer)
:flower:

 

[Chiefmcfuz]

They have jewelery in that store?! No wonder why the won't sell me any fish!

 

[ellebelle]

When the first thing you do when your boyfriend calls is tell him all the cute things that your fish have done today.

On the same day, you lose your job and your livelihood and one of your fish dies. You're really, really upset about the fish.

 

[sweetsop]

:shhh:when you find your sexy shrimp inspiring your dance moves...

 

[masterswimmer]

:shhh:when you find your sexy shrimp inspiring your dance moves...

LMAO :funnypost

 

[meschaefer]

10. You spend time wondering which client to bill for the time you spent writing your "MR Top Ten" list at work.

Oh damn...I can bill for this... I need to come up with something fast.