Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[jhale]

I can't even look at the other threads now.

 

[nanoreefer22]

I can't even look at the other threads now.

I was stuck here for a while tooo.

 

[jhale]

can i fit my pipes in your fitting ,,plumbers joke ,srry ,lol

hmm, plumbers must have a ton of similar jokes, I mean pick up lines.

 

[Deanos]

Who needs protection? I got an 18w UV sterilizer plumbed inline!

 

[nanoreefer22]

Who needs protection? I got an 18w UV sterilizer plumbed inline!

lmao!!!!! i stopped living for a second cause i was laughin too much..

 

[jhale]

going back to a tamer approach,

would you like to come up for a nice glass of fresh RO water ?

Dean, just where is that uv plumbed?

 

[nanoreefer22]

Dean, just where is that uv plumbed?

Please Dean dont answer that :banghead:

 

[alrha]

just saw this thrad and peed in my pants.

here goes:
May i offer you my live rock to seed you?

 

[DRZL]

Who needs protection? I got an 18w UV sterilizer plumbed inline!

Shoot blanks much?

 

[alrha]

wanna see my goby dig in your burrow?

 

[alrha]

They call my shrimp "The Pistol"

 

[nanoreefer22]

They call my shrimp "The Pistol"

Ewwww...that means its a "shrimp" aka teeny tiny....dont think shes gonna want that :joke:

 

[alrha]

you look like a queen, may i see your conch?

 

[alrha]

i think you'll like the way i'll clean your sand-bed.

 

[alrha]

they call my shark "The Hammerhead"

 

[alrha]

Lets play shark and remora. (Feel free to suck me as much as you like)

 

[nanoreefer22]

Could my cuke dig into you?

 

[alrha]

hey, wanna spawn?

 

[alrha]

would you mind blowing my rock till all the stuff comes out?

 

[nanoreefer22]

Think that Fire shrimp is hot....you should meet the mystery wrasse that wants to get into your @$$.