Top Ten Pick Up Lines Used In A Pet Store

[herman]

hey baby, can i put my standpipe in your overflow box?

Oh man, overflow box??!!!! Dude what kinda chick would that be? HA HA

 

[jhale]

my blennie loves your barebottom...

 

[jhale]

Jonathan do you know any reefer chicks with one of these?

nope, not yet.

 

[ShaunW]

From the womens POV:

Did you know that seahorses dance and have sex almost everyday?

and the male holds the babies?

 

[nanoreefer22]

Nice wood stands they've got here...wanna sit on mine?!:sgrin:

 

[nanoreefer22]

So how longs it been since your octopus had shark?

 

[ShaunW]

"As a reefkeeper I specialize in the art of reproduction."

 

[ShaunW]

So how longs it been since your octopus had shark?

Way to go Kris, I just stopped laughing about Deans, and now I can't stop again!

 

[Josh]

"When I shake the cyclopeeze stick, everyone goes crazy!"

"Did you just eat? Cause my skimmer is bubbling over!"


OK, I am officially banning myself from this thread.

 

[nanoreefer22]

"When I shake the cyclopeeze stick, everyone goes crazy!"

OK, I am officially banning myself from this thread.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deanos]

Nice wood stands they've got here...wanna sit on mine?!:sgrin:

Smooth!

 

[jhale]

I've been a bad boy, want to come home and spank my wrasse?

 

[Deanos]

You are the brightest light in here! I'm expelling all my zooanthellae.

 

[nanoreefer22]

I've been a bad boy, want to come home and spank my wrasse?

Lmao!!!! that made me fall off the chair!

 

[DRZL]

You left me w/ blue bio-balls again.

How about a salty mouthful of siphon suction?

Dean,
the Tata's was hilarious...!!

 

[nanoreefer22]

Damn baby...you've got the best monti cap I've see ;}

 

[jawwad2004]

HAHAHA this thread rocks. . .you would never see this on RC.

 

[herman]

before you know it this site will need a disclaimer. HA HA HA

 

[Deanos]

Is your name Trachyphyllia? Cuz you got my brain open.

 

[Deanos]

Wow...you've got just the Pom Poms my crab's been looking for!