jackson6745

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WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
 

Deanos

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ctxmonitor said:
How you know if they are irish, again?

You read this book:
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herman

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I guess the formula is never have more than two dates with a Jewish chick. Every now and then date an Italian chick for the good food and marry an Irish chick. Continue to date Jewish chicks every now and then.
 
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DEEPWATER

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What abou t Russian women ,,,

RUSSIAN WOMEN <<<>>>
1st, make sure you have a BMW or some thing in the range of a car ,(doesnt matter if you gas in it)
2cd ,make sure you have a an expensive watch ,,,(doesnt matter if it works)
3rd ,,dress to impress(doesnt matter if it is a knock off)
4rd ,,you are deff getting laid ,,,,,,,,,,
5th ,,you are gettting laid again,,,,
6th ,,have no clue what she saying ,but you think she has a sexy accent when she talks ,,lol
7th ,,you ask if she has a friend ,,,
 
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DEEPWATER

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jackson6745 said:
Ronen I think you nailed the russian girls down pretty well :)
yeah yougot the fraze down packed rich,,NAILED ,,,lol hahaha,,bunch of prevs ,, :sgrin: :hug:
 

Missy Johnson

Masta of Disasta
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Upper East Side
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Very funny Rich - here's from the woman's perspective:

WHITE GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid

IRISH GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money on alcohol trying to get laid

ITALIAN GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend money trying to get laid

JEWISH GUYS
first date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid
second date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid
third date - act really stupid and spend as little money as necessary trying to get laid

I think I can stop here b/c you get my point. There are only two variables - how much money is spent and what it is spent on.
 

jhale

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G.V NYC
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hey I'm jewish, and I'll spend as much as it takes! where does that put me?

but after the second date if nothing is happening, then I'm not spending :P
 

DRZL

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Location
Hillside NJ
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LOL....one thing though, mexicans arent synonymous w/ hispanics as we're racially different from one another, we share a common ethnicity but not the same race.

BTW I love Irish and Italian girls!

Girls gone wild baby!!!!!!

Jewish girls are next on the agenda!

And god knows I need a black suGa momma!
Oh hell no!!!
 

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